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24 June 2007 @ 10:27 am
The best job title ever.  
So, I was trying out this resume software I got recently because I need all the help I can get to write a decent resume. Anyway, the first thing it asks when you create a resume with this software is title of the job you are applying for, in my case conversion analyst. The software of course had no idea what to make of this, but it had a lot of suggestions. Did I mean clergy memeber? hardness inspector? cigarette tester?air-cushion-skiving-machine operator? wet-end helper? grease-and-tallow pumper? I mean really, what am I suppose to think when computer asks if I am a vibrator-equipment operator?
 
 
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eustacia42eustacia42 on June 26th, 2007 11:06 pm (UTC)
hahahahaha, that is awesome.
T-Moneyflyingindie on June 27th, 2007 05:25 pm (UTC)
I like "hardness inspector" and "wet-end helper." They sound mysteriously vile.
Amaramargyle on June 27th, 2007 06:49 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I don't know what that guy is doing over on the wet-end, but I'd like to keep the dry end between me and him.
T-Moneyflyingindie on June 27th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
LOL!